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9 Things Only Ellen Could Get Away With

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1. Delivering pizza at an awards show like it’s totally normal.

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2. Getting a million celebrities together to take a selfie and break the Internet.

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3. Getting The President to dance on national television.

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4. She can get T-Swift to wear sweaters with her and watch cat videos.

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5. She can dispense advice like no one else.

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6. She is never afraid, even when Jennifer Aniston tries her hardest to scare her.

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7. She can convince Britney to shimmy in front of random strangers’ houses.

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8. She’s always going to be herself regardless of what people say. 

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9. Her haters are her motivators.

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