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April 29 2017

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21:07

unpretty:

unpretty:

comics peaked in 1967 with the publication of issue 47 of the amazing spider-man

KRAVEN’S LION VEST SHOOTS MAGNET RAYS OUT OF ITS EYES, WHICH ARE CONVENIENTLY LOCATED ON HIS NIPS

MARY JANE TALKS LIKE THIS CONSTANTLY

GWEN STACEY THRIVES ON MOON BURNS

J. JONAH JAMESON WANTS PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN

21:06

April 28 2017

21:59

Ukip Appeared On A Quarter Of All Question Time Shows Since May 2010, Huff Post UK Reveals

hellotailor:

cocainesocialist:

paul nutall is on again tonight despite ukip having no mps and effectively being dead.

if people want to blame anything for brexit they should start at the bbc who have given a minor far right party a major platform for years.

truly wild that UKIP gets continuous media coverage while the Greens struggle to get on TV.

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nevver:

To Scale, Joshua Smith

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wayward-exulansis:

The balls go only in straight lines and the circle goes round and around. Which is true? The order or the disorder? Neither, there is only chaos and our precaution of it

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thetrippytrip:

“GOD LOVES US. JUST ASK HER” pinback, manufactured by Ephemera, Inc., Phoenix, Oregon, 1993.

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21:52

preteenager:

*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

21:50
21:49

yourplayersaidwhat:

A lil context: our party (of around 5) had been captured by drow and abandoned a small island inhabited by humans, goblins, and orcs. We decided to approach the orcs to see if they would aid us in taking out the drow and get off the island. I play a female half-elf paladin, while my friend plays her twin brother. Our campaign has been run using milestone levelling, rather than XP for story reasons. 

Orc Leader: by our custom to gain our loyalty, you must compete to show your physical prowess! 

(DM tells us to roll Athletics or Performance to see which of us will be picked for the trial) 

Me: rolls nat20 Athletics

Twin: rolls nat20 performance

Orc Leader: you! The small double-elf persons! You shall compete in our physical challenge!

Twin: *leaning into the orc’s space* what kind of physical challenge, big boy? Surely we can bend the rules a little.  

Me: I wink flirtatiously.

DM: Make a persuasion roll, with advantage because of your sister 

Twin: rolls nat19

DM: Seriously? *rolls a nat1 for the orc’s saving throw* oh come on! 

Orc Leader: (nervously) Crekkar accepts your challenge!

DM: And so you both take Crekkar to his tent and show your …physical prowess. *rolls dice* You both tire him out easily while you remain almost unaffected. The orcs appreciate your strength and endurance and are now your allies. 

Me (ooc): *jokes* level up!

DM: … actually. I had planned for the milestone to be after you conquered the orc camp, either by killing them or proving yourself in combat. So, yeah. The entire party is now level 3. 

Monk: I can’t believe I can now catch arrows because the twins are sluts 

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dystopus:

Maçã Dourada / Golden Apple |
| For sale? Éris capitalista?
Discordianism for profit? Non-prophet?

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unexplained-events:

The Disappearance of Bruno Borges

24 years old Bruno Borges was reported missing on March 27th, 2017 by his parents. His parents say that Bruno became extremely obsessed with the existence of aliens. He locked himself in his room for 22 days, bought a giant statue of Giordano Bruno, a 16th century philosopher who insisted on the existence of aliens, and covered his room with encrypted writing and symbols.

His parents were traveling and when they returned they discovered his room was completely transformed and their son was missing. All he left for them was a key to his room and 14 books he had written in code. His parents say he is an extremely bright kid who is studying psychology and that they are very puzzled by his disappearance and hope he returns safely.

Police are investigating his disappearance. He was last seen on a CCTV running towards the direction of his home.

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why-animals-do-the-thing:

thelittlestprincess7:

babyanimalgifs:

Spread the word.

@why-animals-do-the-thing

Absolutely this. If you’ve got to feed the birds, feed them healthy food that is similar in nutrition content to their natural diet. 

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21:45

cassohwary:

mikkeneko:

neshtasplace:

jemeryl:

I have bipolar mood disorder and I get worried that I’m too reliant on my medication especially if the dosage goes up

Then I realized

NEUROTYPICAL PEOPLE ARE JUST AS RELIANT on the neurochemicals in my medication, it’s just that their bodies produce it and mine doesn’t, it’s not that I’m a bad person and idk this realization seems to have really helped me understand and not feel so bad about it?

Exactly!

#if you can’t make your own neurotransmitters storebought is fine  

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Reposted bywonko wonko
21:43

A Question received by the Boomtime Cabal

cramulus:

I’m in this Discordian group called the Boomtime Cabal. Here’s a question we received: “To those of you working “normal” capitalist jobs, how do you balance the kind of worldview that Discordianism seems to “encourage” while maintaining a position as a part of the capitalist machine? I am in sales (have been for years), but with each passing year I find myself having a harder and harder time dealing with the cognitive dissonance of being what basically shakes out to an anarcho-capitalist working in a Western capitalist profession. Any ideas on how to cope with this would be most welcome.”


Cramulus Blathers On, As Usual:

A Brief Sermon

Yo

Long have I gnashed and weeped and screamed crap at the apparent fragmentation of the self through, through the kaleidoscope of everyday bullshit

When I practiced Discordianism at the Main Way Monastery and Wafflehouse in Tarrytown NY (like 2009-2015?) we developed this system around the veneration of two ideals, embodied by a beautiful lazy cat named Chica and an really awesome, energetic guy named Danny. But let me cut to the chase –

There is a Solar force within each of us. It’s an Apollo mask, the straight face we put on to go to work and other adult stuff.

There is a Lunar force within each of us. It is the one that lays in bed until noon. It is the mad mask, the party mask, the shadow of the day mask.

But they’re both the same person. There isn’t really a fragmentation. You are the same person at a party as you with a client or customer.

Lo! there is nothing to smush together

they are the same shit

Yo

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holy-mountaineering:

I don’t have many heros but The Emperor is absolutely one. #discordianism #emperornorton (at Woodlawn Memorial Park)

Reposted bypsyentist psyentist
21:40

Me as Captain Enlightened Guy

enochtopus:

I don’t have the answers.

Shit dude I don’t even have the questions.

Are we getting Chipotle?

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littlevelvette:

marketplace:

“EIIGY QEE POCR CII = FUCK OFF” - all you need to do is connect the dots!  Get it HERE.

the shirt has two sets of dots and when you connect the dots by making a small fold in the shirt up the bottom half of the bottom words help the top half of the top words spell “fuck off”

i had a hard time understanding what was happening

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