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June 06 2017

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Del Toro himself stated in the DVD commentary that the Pale Man represented the dictatorial regime of Francisco Franco in 1940s civil war Spain.

For instance, Pan’s Labyrinth’s antagonist Vidal the Franconist captain and the Pale Man share many similarities. Both withhold provisions/food, killers of children, monsters that can only use violence to solve problems and when the Pale Man sits on his table, it mirrors the dinner scene with Vidal in centre of the shot, sitting on the dining table.

In both the real world and the fantasy realm, protagonist Ofelia encounters a personification of regime control.

So do you feel he’s changing his story?

Honestly the rationale he gives in the image makes me NOT want to see the movie because it makes it come off as self flagellation for random SJW points. But the rationale you describe is a lot more on point with a message.

He isn’t changing the story.  The two are and have been always intended to be mirrors of one another, one reality both reflecting and shaping the other.

It’s a great movie.  Watch it.


D.I.S.L.I.B. - The Discordian Internet Society's Library of Interesting Books


We thought 5/23 might be the right day to make this public, even though it isn’t 100% ready yet…

About the D.I.S.L.I.B.

The D.I.S.L.I.B. is the Discordian Internet Society’s Library of Interesting Books. Or maybe “DISLIB” is just short for Discordian Library. Who knows?

It is a collection of all kinds of stuff, may they be discordian, discordian-related or just interesting for chaotic scholars and followers of other silly cults. We hope that all the collected stuff we are offering is free. In case it isn’t, and especially if it is your un-free stuff we are offering *gulp* illegaly here, just tell us (as soon as the corresponding forms are ready), and we take it down.

As you might have guessed from the logo - a winged St. Gulik that has been shamelessly adapted to a pseudo-retro-egyptian style - we have been inspired by the ancient Library of Alexandria. Also, by the Bibliotheca Anonoma project, the Discordian Archives and the Discordian Online Library of the​ M’.’M’.’M’.’​​​, which also provided the base for our current stock.

Speaking of “we” all the time, you might wonder who we are. Maybe you don’t. We tell you anyway. Currently, there’s two of us: Abbot Ron Oxymo, head of the Ordo Dea Discordia and His Quasaric Sphericity the Bwana Honolulu, head of Zimmer523, the German Discordian AnArchive. But we are open for applications.

Also, submissions. Are you missing some important work? Maybe your own? Give us a hint (again, as soon as the corresponding forms are ready).

Submissions, criticism and applications are also accepted via tumblr messages. ;-)


Cooking with Cthulhu


Here’s what you get when you give incomplete cookbook recipes to a neural network trained on the complete works of H. P. Lovecraft:

Bake at 350 degrees for 30 to 32 minutes. Test corners to see if done, as center will seem like the next horror of Second House.

Whip ½ pint of heavy cream. Add 4 Tbsp. brandy or rum to possibly open things that will never be wholly reported.

Cook over a hot grill, or over glowing remains of tunnel mouth.

With blender on high speed, add ice cubes, one at a time, making certain each cube is the end.

Dice the pulp of the eggplant and put it in a bowl with the vast stark rocks.

NOTE:  As this is a tart rather than a cheesecake, you should be disturbed.

This may be one of the most exceptional souffles you’ll ever serve. The beet color spreads upward from the noisome Great Ones.

Coat apple slices with strange things.

NOTE: If chocolate sauce is not completely smooth, we became the state of the mad and discovered more desperate tracks and merciful sky.

Cook over medium heat until thickened and bubbly. Spoon over bizarre eyes.

Source: Bon Appetit - June 1991 Typed for you by the ancient Alert and Brattleboro and the Walter Sabbath of Inquanok - and the final monoliths of the Essecian Head.


Theresa May plans to control and regulate the internet



Theresa May is planning to introduce huge regulations on the way the internet works, allowing the government to decide what is said online.

“Some people say that it is not for government to regulate when it comes to technology and the internet,” states the Tory manifesto. “We disagree.”

Senior Tories confirmed to BuzzFeed News that the phrasing indicates that the government intends to introduce huge restrictions on what people can post, share and publish online.

While much of the internet is currently controlled by private businesses like Google and Facebook, Theresa May intends to allow government to decide what is and isn’t published, the manifesto suggests.

VOTE THE TORIES OUT. Register to vote here, and get your friends to do the same. Vote Labour, or vote tactically to make sure the Tories don’t win your constituency.

from  may 19, 2017:

“…the government intends to introduce huge restrictions on what people can post, share and publish online”

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when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees
every morning to strengthen my gales
and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease,
so i’m seven times bigger than wales!

Just gonna leave this here… 


this is a masterpiece omg


my kink


“your order has shipped” emails

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When evangelising remember to ALWAYS offer the 30 day God back guarantee up front!


The guarantee states the following:
Try the Flying Spaghetti Monster for 30 days and if you aren’t completely satisfied, your old god will most likely take you back

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A compilation of clever graduation caps. Here is the source for all these pictures.

Thousands of tears later…

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“For real men only”

(Thx to @hashcrap via twitter:

Reposted bydnymartinsonFreXxXathalis
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The Museum of Fine Arts describes this little silver creature as an appliqué - that is, it was probably attached to a piece of clothing. They call it a “chimera”, and it does recall depictions of Chimaera with the goat’s head on the back behind the lion’s head, and the snake for a tail (here the tail ends in what the MFA suggests is a griffin’s head.)

Reposted byburningenso burningenso
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#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM Ordained Minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Tag a friend! #Pastafarian

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the best responses to ivanka trump’s bullshit pride month tweet 

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