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June 06 2017

09:42

Cooking with Cthulhu

lewisandquark:

Here’s what you get when you give incomplete cookbook recipes to a neural network trained on the complete works of H. P. Lovecraft:

Bake at 350 degrees for 30 to 32 minutes. Test corners to see if done, as center will seem like the next horror of Second House.

Whip ½ pint of heavy cream. Add 4 Tbsp. brandy or rum to possibly open things that will never be wholly reported.

Cook over a hot grill, or over glowing remains of tunnel mouth.

With blender on high speed, add ice cubes, one at a time, making certain each cube is the end.

Dice the pulp of the eggplant and put it in a bowl with the vast stark rocks.

NOTE:  As this is a tart rather than a cheesecake, you should be disturbed.

This may be one of the most exceptional souffles you’ll ever serve. The beet color spreads upward from the noisome Great Ones.

Coat apple slices with strange things.

NOTE: If chocolate sauce is not completely smooth, we became the state of the mad and discovered more desperate tracks and merciful sky.

Cook over medium heat until thickened and bubbly. Spoon over bizarre eyes.

Source: Bon Appetit - June 1991 Typed for you by the ancient Alert and Brattleboro and the Walter Sabbath of Inquanok - and the final monoliths of the Essecian Head.

09:40

Theresa May plans to control and regulate the internet

no-more-the-sub-mariner:

hellotailor:

Theresa May is planning to introduce huge regulations on the way the internet works, allowing the government to decide what is said online.

“Some people say that it is not for government to regulate when it comes to technology and the internet,” states the Tory manifesto. “We disagree.”

Senior Tories confirmed to BuzzFeed News that the phrasing indicates that the government intends to introduce huge restrictions on what people can post, share and publish online.

While much of the internet is currently controlled by private businesses like Google and Facebook, Theresa May intends to allow government to decide what is and isn’t published, the manifesto suggests.

VOTE THE TORIES OUT. Register to vote here, and get your friends to do the same. Vote Labour, or vote tactically to make sure the Tories don’t win your constituency.

from  may 19, 2017:

“…the government intends to introduce huge restrictions on what people can post, share and publish online”

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justlookatthosesausages:

mystical-flute:

oraclesoul:

whitmerule:

egglorru:

immaplatypus:

“I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT PRECIPITATING”

“MY WHAT AN EYE THAT GASTON”

when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees
every morning to strengthen my gales
and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease,
so i’m seven times bigger than wales!

Just gonna leave this here… 

@pennyanddime

this is a masterpiece omg

09:33

my kink

clramatic:

“your order has shipped” emails

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thetrippytrip:

iconic

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blackgrlsaremagic:

@melaniin.goddess

09:26

When evangelising remember to ALWAYS offer the 30 day God back guarantee up front!

pastafarianpreacher:

The guarantee states the following:
Try the Flying Spaghetti Monster for 30 days and if you aren’t completely satisfied, your old god will most likely take you back

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jackiereblogsthis:

sixpenceee:

A compilation of clever graduation caps. Here is the source for all these pictures.

Thousands of tears later…

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rosa-hellblau:

“For real men only”

(Thx to @hashcrap via twitter: https://twitter.com/hashcrap/status/868518823988797440)

Reposted bydnymartinsonFreXxXathalis
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dwellerinthelibrary:

The Museum of Fine Arts describes this little silver creature as an appliqué - that is, it was probably attached to a piece of clothing. They call it a “chimera”, and it does recall depictions of Chimaera with the goat’s head on the back behind the lion’s head, and the snake for a tail (here the tail ends in what the MFA suggests is a griffin’s head.)

Reposted byburningenso burningenso
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weavemama:

MY LIFE

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mattman8329-blog:

#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM Ordained Minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Tag a friend! #Pastafarian

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weavemama:

the best responses to ivanka trump’s bullshit pride month tweet 

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June 05 2017

21:58

hellboywearshotpants:

just-shower-thoughts:

As a kid, having a favourite colour seemed way more important than it turned out to be.

To this day I dunno what my favorite color is

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baronfulmen:

I played 1000 Blank White Cards for the first time in forever yesterday. God I love this game. For anyone who doesn’t know, here’s the rules (rules vary depending on who you ask):

1. Get a bunch of blank cards. We prefer to use the large size of note card, cut in half (remember if you cut too many in half at once it’s very hard to cut them straight).

2. Get a bunch of friends.

3. The deck is made with, usually, fifteen cards per person. The ‘traditional’ way is to have five from a previous game, five you just made, and five blank. Sometimes we put more pre-made cards in rather than making five because people want to just get to the game. Whatever.

4. When making cards, the default thing is to have a point value between 1000 and -1000. It can specify the type of points (fear points, cheese points, etc) but that doesn’t actually matter usually. You can also have special rules, conditions, whatever. Most cards are played on a person, but if you want to make global effect cards knock yourself out. You should put the date and your initials on the card, trust me.

5. Every turn, you draw a card from the deck and then play a card (unless the rules have changed). If you draw a blank card, finish your turn and then use the blank to make a new card (hopefully before it’s your turn again).

6. Once the deck is empty and everyone has played all their cards, the game is over. Whoever has the most points wins unless the win conditions have changed, although the REAL way you win is to make your friends laugh and to make cards they want to include in future games.

21:53
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