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August 09 2017

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candiikismet:

pizzathehutt24:

Optimus Pride

Ayyyyye

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small-bones-tall-moans:

What. The. Fuck. Google. I’ve literally never searched any of these who do you think I am? What I was going to ask was “how long after taking your last dose of Flexeril can you drink?” God, google. I’m an alcoholic, not a alien peapod.

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futchgirl:

concept: two cointelpro agents on tumblr who dont recognize each other each trying to ‘radicalize’ the other

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charliepap:

#Discordianism #cosmictrigger @2CosmicTrigger3 @cockpittheatre #23 @aldertonkate @daisyeris #robertantonwilson #23 #apple #streetart (at Red Gallery)

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aqueous-nubilous:

From the Sufi:

A man who had studied much in the schools of wisdom finally died in the fullness of time and found himself at the Gates of Eternity. An angel of light approached him and said, “Go no further, O mortal, until you have proven to me your worthiness to enter into Paradise!”

But the man answered, “Just a minute, now. First of all, can you prove to me this is a real Heaven and not just the wishful fantasy of my disordered mind undergoing death?”

Before the angel could reply, a voice from inside the gates shouted: “Let him in — he’s one of us!”

- from the Introductory Fables in Cosmic Trigger I

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aspiringhuman:

coldeyesthatburn:

How much of the “i hate being an adult” is really just feeling the crushing preasure of capitalism

Bruh like all of it

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thespiandipper:

allthemuches:

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

OK, and I wondered why at least one guy was missing his an arm. The grave part is creepy, but the holding hands part is actually kinda cute. XD

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kojoteundkraehe:

Hail Eris to you too friend

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truejew:

snakegays:

thinkherenow:

truejew:

Comic books are Jewish-American culture

And never forget that one of the reasons so many Jewish-Americans contributed to comics is because of the antisemitism in much of the creative sector in 20th century America. Many of these highly skilled and creative people ended up in comics because they couldn’t find work in more prestigious and lucrative fields.

also the same reason so many of them worked in the motion picture industry when it first began; working in film wasnt a respected line of work, so it kinda became a jewish culture, and when film unexpectedly caught on, upper-middle class white christians were quick to erase the jewish influence that the film industry had.
also similar to the reason why so many jews in the past millennium worked in finance- in the 1100s it was considered sinful in the christian church to handle large amounts of money, so banking in western Europe was kind of the only profession in which Jews were guaranteed a secure income. because banking was a Jewish thing because it was sinful, when it became a respected profession, the upper-middle class and elites were quick to smear the Jewish involvement in banking as an evil conspiracy to control the world

nice addition thank u^👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼✡️

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WHY WE THINK THE DS IS A HOT ITEM

kstxi:

We think the DS (Discordian Society) is the hottest item to hit the holy market since Islam; here are a few of the reasons:

1) Organized Religion can no longer serve the inspirational needs of the modern consumer: it cannot keep up with the swift pace of scientific discoveries, which now all the really good religious ideas must do at least long enought to become accepted as traditions too sacred to examine. The DS offers alternative to Organized Religion, thus evading such problems entirely: Disorganized Religion.

2) Disorganized Religion hits the spot. What else, in the name of one God and one collection box, can take five different stands on, say, birth control–all at the same time?

3) DR (Disorganized Religion) offers, to those who have enough courage to maintain it, what the Erinstentialist philosopher, F.J. Discordeaux, aptly calls “a disintegrated view.”

D) DR, and only DR, recognizes the basic principle of everything: The Law Of Fives, which was so recently rediscovered for science by the Eristivist philosopher and mathematician, Lord Ravenhurst; that is, as Krishna Argumentum put it: “Truth is five, but men only have one name for it.”

E) Our competitors offer nothing but outworn stories about men who died long ago, but DR, and only DR, has an Eristic Avatar here on earth now! When we say, “He lives,” we mean it! Further, He works for the Post Office!!!!! How’s that for being down to earth?

5) The DS was founded some years ago by two people. Today its growth has more than tripled. Further, it is already infiltrated by a genuine Communist, has lost one book form its Bible, THE HONEST BOOK OF TRUTH, and has suffered several major ideological controversies!

We hope you are impressed. Nothing but DR offers everything for so little. Get yours today.

Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, Bull Goose Of Limbo & Protector Of Switzerland. House of the Apostles of Eris; United States Main Temple of the Eristic Orthodox Branch of the Discordian Society; Box 55555, Pentagon Bldg., Washington, D.C. 22206. Hail Eris.

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theconcealedweapon:

People will honestly ask “Does that poor person deserve food?” but never ask “Does that CEO deserve ten cars, three houses, and two yachts?”

And before you respond with “the poor person is buying that food with someone else’s money”, the CEO bought those luxuries with money earned from other people’s hard work.

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meladoodle:

This is incredible

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unfugbilder:

Steht in Stuttgart. Teile der dortigen Bevölkerung versuchen bei Twitter herauszufinden, was das ist. Bisher ergebnislos. Wenn ich die Lösung mitbekomme, trage ich sie nach.

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