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May 23 2018

Sarcasm, Wine, Orgasms.
3 things you need to be happy. (via besessenheitszustand)

February 23 2018


Aktion 23: 1. Treffen 2018


Tach. Dieses Jahr haben wir uns das eher ehrgeizige Ziel gesetzt, mehrere Treffen abzuhalten. Los geht’s nächste Woche, am 3.3. und 4.3. in Köllefornia. Diesmal mit weniger Kuchen, aber mit mehr Leuten.

Mehr dazu wie immer im Fnorum.

November 29 2017

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Trylik is one of Gulik’s broods. As a representative for discordian correspondence and Groovy Kits it is up to him to watch over them and to ensure safe and fast delivery. Since he is descended from Gulik, it is hardly surprising that Trylik is a cockroach. Remarkably, however, Trylik has the ability of mimicry to allow him to look like an ordinary postman, if he wishes. Usually however, he rather appears as a shadow in dark places and can only be perceived there dimly. His keys allow him to open and enter the gates to the paths of chaos, preferring the paths of stealth and deception here as well. However, should somebody get suspicious, Trylik can hypnotize him with his watch and plant illusions of various kinds into his brain. Incidentally, the clock always goes wrong, but in a way that suggests that Trylik also has some skill in manipulating time itself. Presumably, this is due to its nature, the packages, news and letters always deliver at the best possible time. Trylik also has a proboscis that is surprisingly similar to a Trystero Horn.With him, Trylik can convey messages of the most secret nature to those who concern them without the bystander even understanding a word at all.

These qualities make Trylik not only an excellent guardian of correspondence, but also a good deity for smugglers, conspirators, or more generally for encrypted communication.


Glyph of Trylik




A spiritual being of Discordianism. It resembles a winged monkey, but there seems to be a certain diversity within the Serapes.

There are probably five or more. They reflect fundamental characteristics of discordanism in persona, or not. The first known one showed up on a bowling alley with a scroll.

There’s a revelation in the Codex Asteroidea that deals with flying monkeys.

They basically act as mediators between the worlds and correspond to what angels are like in the Christian sects.

“And the goddess created man according to her example, and since man is evolved from the ape, the goddess must be a monkey”.

They’re not related to Gulik although that’s not certain.

Origin of name

Some call them Flying Monkeys… other Ser-Apen. One suspects a corrupting of the term “Her Apes” thus their apes, which points to the function as emissaries of fundamental truths. It could also come from “soar (ing) ape”…“into the air rising monkey”….


It seems as if each serape fulfils a certain function. Ormek, for example, is the guardian of Sacred Chao and in this function he ensures a pleasant distribution of the Hodge and Podge in this world. Maybe it is also what distinguishes her from Gulik, who is in his function a pure messenger of the goddess. Serapen have the possibility to intervene actively and deliberately in this world and to influence it. Whether this is always done with the consent of the goddess is probably questionable but not. They seem to be in opposition to the demons of the Thud and where they seek to strengthen the spheres of Thud in order to strengthen their position Serapen strive to restore harmony within the chaos. Perhaps this is why the serapas have only now uncovered themselves, since it is foreseeable that man alone will not be able to overcome the spheres of Thud. Serapen research is still quite new within Discordianism, which is probably due to the fact that serapen have only recently been discovered.

The fallen serape

Sometimes Antiape. One wonders whether, as the mythology of the Christian sect suggests, there is also a fallen serapen who rules over Thud or keeps Thud and the powers therein within limits in his function. If there is such a serapen then maybe the Luciferape but this is speculation and if it exists it has not yet been revealed. But this would explain why the spheres of Thud have not already taken over the complete control of the chaos. Others see Gruad as the embodiment of antiapen.


We speculate that the form of the monkey was chosen because it comes closest to what a human being in harmony with the chaos. Like the human race before the fall of Atlantis. In other words, there is no other way because any other human form would remove the serape too far from chaos, but any form closer to chaos would be too strange for us to understand. What they all have in common, however, is that in some way they adopt the appearance of a monkey with wings.


Serapen by @bwansen (Ormek and Billbob Cipherpants)

October 24 2017


Aktion 23: Treffen 2017


Mahlzeit! Nach langem Hickhack haben wir’s geschafft, mal wieder ein Treffen einzustielen. Diesmal für November, weil wir den noch nicht hatten, glaube ich. Und diesmal sogar an zwei Tagen: Am 18. in Dortmund und am 19. in Köln. Weil wir’s können.

Nähere Infos gibt’s wie immer im Fnorum.

@tidaltree @elfboi

August 10 2017

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If you’ve ever taken a road trip through the Pacific Northwest, you’ve probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls. It’s not on any maps, and most people have never heard of it. Some people think it’s a myth. But if you’re curious, don’t wait. Take a trip. Find it. It’s out there somewhere in the woods, waiting. (requested by anonymous)

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This weekend, activists in Uganda - a country where homosexuality is punishable by death - held their first Pride. 

This is the epitome of courage. I have no other words. 

this is making me tear up holy shit

This makes me soo fucking proud most of us in places like Nigeria and Uganda especially northern Nigeria, the punishment by law is getting stoned to death if you show any signs of being gay. This makes me sad that Me and thousands of others can’t be themselves but still, this is so FUCKING beautiful I am proud of the people of my African continent!

I just want to make it clear that the photo was taken, and the first Ugandan Pride was held, in 2012. Five years later they’re still celebrating Pride. Despite the fact that they face police raids and arrests, they’ve made this an annual event. 




The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 



and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…




And then one time when the show got canceled…


and then when it came back..


you’re missing my favorite one though


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ocelot is gay

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XP in a single screenshot.

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“What do you mean queer politics has a homophobia problem”

Me, a lowly mcdonalds employee: “Ma’am we’re closed please stop opening ketchup packets and emptying them onto the tables”
This fuckin journalist: “Questioning a woman’s right to be anywhere or do anything is misogyny”




What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”

What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”

What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”

I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.

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Eldritch Horror

Old Rich Horror

Is", “is.” “is" —the idiocy of the word haunts me. If it were abolished, human thought might begin to make sense. I don’t know what anything “IS”; I only know how it seems to me at this moment.

~Robert Anton Wilson

Motivationen erfordern ein bewusstes Anstreben. Das Andere sind Instinkte und erlernte Verhandlungsweisen.
Aus gestohlenen Schriften des Ordens des dreiohrigen Raben


us: hey tumblr can you like do something about the thousands of pornbots lol

tumblr, unveiling “safe mode” and forcibly blocking any posts having to do with being gay while blocking other random harmless posts but leaving the pornbots untouched:

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